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The Nightclubber
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"Can you really picture The Doctor, or Sherlock Holmes as black? I mean honestly, they work best as white, it makes the story much more relatable and interesting."
— Junior English major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

A black Sherlock would be interesting as hell, might I add.

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"Do Africans even know what rice is?"
— First year, International Studies Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

BRUH ALL I EAT IS JOLLOF R U SERIOUS

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Anonymous asked : If you're poor then why are you going to college?????

shitrichcollegekidssay:

When submitting please add major and year, or else we can’t use your material. Thanks. c:

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"Why can’t we use the crazies as medical test subjects? The liberal agenda always inhibits progress."
— Sophomore Psychology Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

Hitler did this, you know.

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Anonymous asked : Does your blog even do anything fucking useful?

shitrichcollegekidssay:

You seem angry, here’s a recipe on how to make brownies in a microwave.

Ingredients: 

1 whole microwave

1 whole electicities please

1 microwavable mug

1/4 cup flour (50 g)

1/4 cup sugar (70 g)

2 tablespoons cocoa (13 g)

pinch of salt

pinch of cinnamon

pinch of cayenne pepper

1/4 cup water (60 ml)

2 tablespoons of canola oil or vegetable oil or coconut oil mmm coconut oil (29.5 ml)

2 drops of vanilla extract

ice creams

1 scoop of ice cream

measuring utensils

stirry thingies

Steps:

Plug microwave into electricities.

get out ur stuff

1 Place flour, sugar, cocoa, salt, cayenne, and cinnamon in a microwave safe ceramic mug. Stir with ur stirry things to mix well and break up any clumps.

2 Add the oil, water, and vanilla to the cup and stir until the mixture is smooth and there are no lumps.

3 Place in microwave and heat on high until the mixture is cooked through, about a 1 minute and 40 seconds for a 1000 watt microwave. You may have to experiment and adjust the time for less or more powerful microwaves. If you don’t know the power level on your microwave, start with 60 seconds and increase until the brownie is done. It should still be moist when cooked through, not dry.

4 Let cool for a minute and serve with a scoop of vanilla ice cream or a teaspoon or two of whipping cream poured over.

this recipe is from simply recipes I added cayenne though because it makes literally everything better. omnomnom.

Hopefully you can enjoy this food thing with me. I mean I don’t have a microwave, but I can pretend I do.

I’m weak. 😂😂😂

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slytherin-slutt asked : why are white people so obsessed w/ getting to say the "n-word" anyway? is it because they're not used to being told no/that they can't have something?
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28 COMMON RACIST ATTITUDES AND BEHAVIORS By Debra Leigh

shitrichcollegekidssay:

  • I’m Colorblind

“People are just people; I don’t see color; we’re all just human.” Or “I don’t think of you as Chinese.” Or “We all bleed red when we’re cut.” Or “Character, not color, is what counts with me.”

REALITY CHECK + CONSEQUENCE:

Statements like these assume that people of color…